A contest for nutters only, Part I

Not so long ago, I promised to keep readers in the U.K. posted periodically when Philadelphia's mayor, the marvelously named Michael Nutter, made headlines.

I lied; you get just one headline, but it could win you a prize. The headline appeared in a Philadelphia media outlet. Your job is to supply, in no more than two short paragraphs, a news story that belongs under it. Especially creative answers will be rewarded with a book. Contest open to readers everywhere. Decisions of the judges at 1 Detectives Beyond Borders Corporate Center are final.

Here goes:

Nutter to be inaugurated as Philadelphia mayor amid high hopes

Good luck.

© Peter Rozovsky 2008